> He spent all his dough on litigation.

So, he's found himself in a studio apt unable to turn around quick; has found a junker with no gas in the carport, and doesn't know what bus tokens are; and when staring into the mirror he garners a deeply disturbed indigent that hasn't a clue how food gets cooked, the dishes leave the sink and his cloths end up on hangers. This, and he's looking to fight the big fight for all men that have been taken advantage of by "X's" and picked the wrong lawyers - that explains everything LOL -- SD:)